I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago


tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why



I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes



I am not homophobic I just don’t support your continuous sinning. You CHOOSE to partake in sinful acts. It’s not my fault I am god fearing and you don’t care about your salvation.

Please don’t get mad at people who don’t support your repeated sinful ways. We don’t hate you, we just don’t support what you are CHOOSING to do.

Yeah, that’s homophobic.

It really doesn’t matter how you rationalize being a bigot who “doesn’t support” LGBTQIAP+ people for “choosing” to continue to exist, you’re still a nasty, ignorant little bigot. 

The reality is that fat people are often supported in hating their bodies, in starving themselves, in engaging in unsafe exercise, and in seeking out weight loss by any means necessary. A thin person who does these things is considered mentally ill. A fat person who does these things is redeemed by them. This is why our culture has no concept of a fat person who also has an eating disorder. If you’re fat, it’s not an eating disorder — it’s a lifestyle change.

Lesley Kinzel (via curvesahead)

I will always reblog this because it is so so important. 

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I just want to nail this to every stable surface I can find. I cannot count the amount of times that I’ve seen fat folks being encouraged, cajoled, and even forced into behaviors that would be recognized as disordered eating/exercising patterns in thin folks. 

Pretty much everything that’s done on shows like The Biggest Loser would be called out as pro-ana/pro-orthorexia in a thin person. Exercising past the point that it hurts, to the point where you’re throwing up, even injuring yourself? Berating yourself because you didn’t lose ENOUGH weight this week? Constantly talking about how fat is weakness and thinness will make everything better, about how you can’t stand to be your current weight anymore? Emphasis on weight as a sign of how much control, strength, and worth you have? Viewing food as bad, as a temptation to sin? Constant sharing and talking about tips on how to minimize food intake, how to lose weight? 

That sounds exactly like every pro-ana/pro-mia blog I’ve ever seen. It’s also what fat people are told we need to be doing to ourselves until we’re thin. 

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me as a teacher

literally i do not see what is so great about benadryl chupacabra like he looks like a lizard that got steam-rolled and is mediocre at best


He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

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