All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
The Jerma Rumble (x)
*black and white gif of a skinny white couple engaging in sexual activity*
Did you know? Prom is coming up! And you have a right to express your gender identity. Your school may be violating the law if it doesn’t allow a female student to wear a tuxedo or a male student to wear a dress.
reblogging for my followers who will be going to prom this year
Anything For You - Ludo
But the best story that I could ever tell
Is the one where I am growing old with you.
"Welcome, passengers, I’m Captain Eddy of Eddy’s Creek Cruise. Where you get more bank, for your buck. I’d like you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the soothing sounds of 88 Fingers Eddward!"
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
"And a hint of salt" lol
a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink
oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person. she has multiple relationships to members of her family. thanks for this great post officialunitedstates
no problem I’m glad you liked it
no one-sided friendships/relationships in 2014 y’all. if they ain’t tryna be an active participant in your life, fuck em.